1. Why didn’t the skeleton dance?
2. What did one eye say to the other eye?
3. What is even smarter than a talking bird?
4. Who is the greatest underwater spy?
5. What happens if you take a one hundred foot dive into a glass of ginger ale?
6. Why are there gates around graveyards?
7. What happened to the dog that swallowed a watch?
8. Why did the kid cross the park?
9. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
10. What’s in the ghost’s nose?
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wow these are some good jokes.... i didnt get any of them.....lol thats why they are so good! hhahhahhahha
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